writer/educator/other

             WEB

Did you bring it?

            SHE

No.

           WEB

It'll hurt.

           SHE

I am my own credentials.

           WEB

If you say so.

            DIGNITY

(peeking in from behind the door)

Don't mind me. I must have forgotten my keys or my car, or-

             WEB

How old are you?

             SHE

I do not have to-

            OBSCURITY

(from the window)

Too late. I am your compromise.

             SHE

Is it really you? I had my doubts, but yes, yes, you're kind of cute.

Email remains a useful communicative tool.